Smell, the final frontier

Blain
Monday
2:47 pm

How would you like to smell like a bad ass Starfleet Captain? Or give off that musky Vulcan mating smell? Well now you can! A tie in with the new Star Trek movie coming out this May will include Star Trek themed colognes. Genki Wear is producing the scents Tiberius, Pon Farr, and Red Shirt. So if you’re looking to woo that special geeky girl you’ve been looking to, ahem, stun with your phaser, this may do the trick. There’s no guarantee that the Tiberius cologne will attract green-skinned alien women, though. And let’s certainly hope that wearing Red Shirt doesn’t mean you’ll get killed off before the end of the date. Read more here.

Reader Comments

Hahaha! Seriously, this just made my day. I think I may have to stray from my standard Father’s Day gift of a Wizard subscription and go with the Trek cologne. Hahaha!

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Written By Christy on February 9th, 2009 @ 5:22 pm

Holy crap that’s cool that you get your dad Wizard! Yeah, I’m sure he’d totally go for it. I’m curious to see if Red Shirt smells like death.

#2 
Written By Blain on February 9th, 2009 @ 5:28 pm

I have ulterior motives. I steal them after he’s done reading them.

Yeah, I’m having a really hard time believing that Trek scents smell awesome and/or appealing.

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