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Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Josh
Friday
1:35 pm

A bunch of new in-package shots have been released of “Demolishor,” one of the Transformers that will hook up with other assorted union-bots to form Devastator in “Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.”

There were brief shots of Demolishor in the new trailer, and it looked like a giant robot on a unicycle. Fans feared the worst. … And they were right.

 

K-k-k-ill. Meeee.

"K-k-k-ill. Meeee."

Sure, the new Transformer is one boss steam shovel, but then he turns into something that makes Brundlefly look downright human. I mean, does he walk on those little steam shovel stubs, or are they supposed to be hands?

It looks like a four year old started in on the steamshovel, got about halfway through turning it into a robot, gave up and went to go watch more Pinwheel. Or whatever they watch today.

The only redeeming feature about this bot is that he merges to form a giant gestalt killing machine. And that’s not enough to save it.

Come on, Michael Bay. Just, come on. Are legs too much to ask for?

Reader Comments

Maybe he comes with a set of three Decepticons that transform into juggling pins.

#1 
Written By Blain on February 20th, 2009 @ 2:20 pm

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