Babes of Sci Fi

Autumn
Tuesday
10:38 pm

The DISCOVERY SCIENCE website (why, WHY, why) posted the top hottest alien women.  (Thanks to Nat for the link, and I totally agree number 8 is, well…awesome and weird, mostly weird.)

My list of hottest Sci-Fi men you ask?  You didn’t?  Too bad.  Christy will back me up on this one.

HONORABLE MENTION!

In the future, feathered hair will get you beat up.

In the future, feathered hair will get you beat up.

Pre-Girdle Post-Beard Riker: Oh man, will he and Troi EVER get it together? (I thankfully never saw the last movie.) Besides, I kid, I’m a Picard-when-he-quotes-Shakespeare-and-plays-the-flute kinda woman.

Every Main Male Under Forty Cast Member of Battlestar: Cause there are plenty of them, and I didn’t want to take up the entire list with the obvious.

I tried to pick only one from each universe.  And only stuff I like.

And now, to the Winners!

hot

Not this guy, the hunky one without the lip fungus!

Vincent Freeman a.k.a Jerome Eugene Morrow (Ethan Hawke) – Gattaca: The actor may be a pretentious jerk (or not, I’ve never met him) but boy does his little “I’m oppressed but found a way to get over it” pout get me every time.

Han Solo (Harrison Ford) -  Oh what’s it called: Shh, he knows.  Nothin more needs to be said.

200px-leoben2Leoben (Callum Keith Renee) – BSG: Cause Christy would kill me if I didn’t put it in.  Kill me slowly with her words.  Her words about how sexy he is.  And she would be right.  His smoldering eyes.  His creepiness.  His prophecies.  Just enough to make a girl bite her lower lip.

Dr. Sam Beckett (Scott Bakula) – Quantum Leap: Remember that time when he did something awesome.  Yeah, that was great.  (My sister made me put this one in.)

Not pictured: Accent.

Not pictured: Accent.

Mad Max (Mad Max) – Road Warrior: Accents automatically make a boy 25% hotter.

Agent Fox (more like Fox-y!) Mulder (David Duchovny) – X-Files: I do like my broody men.

Derek Reese (Brian Austin Green) -  Sarah Connor Chronicles: See Above.

John Crichton (Ben Browder) – Farscape: No one has an endearing panic attack like this boy.  Two words.  Leather. Pants.

Leto Atreides II (James McAvoy) – Children of Dune: His eyes, check.  Heroic selfless intentions, check.  Fulfiller of Prophecy, check. He can fulfill my prophecy any time, am I right Ruth-Ann.

Reader Comments

#1 
Written By Ruth-Ann on March 31st, 2009 @ 10:48 pm

Dude, You totally didn’t mention Captain Tightpants. BROWNCOAT REVOLUTION!

#2 
Written By Amytheblumer on April 1st, 2009 @ 9:03 am

I can’t abide the accent dude. He’s not hot if everytime I hear him talk I want to punch him in the face.

#3 
Written By Aurumn on April 1st, 2009 @ 9:08 am

I hear you on a lot of these, but definitely not on BSG (except for Leoben). Most of the men on that show do nothing for me.

And I’m one who has always appreciated the over 40 crowd. The young ones in this list wouldn’t have interested me even when I was a good deal younger than I am now.

#4 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 10:28 am

Oh, and Han Solo tops all. No one touches that man. That said, John Crichton and his leather-clad eema come close.

#5 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 10:35 am

I really had a thing for Jean-Luc. He was all sophisticated and French without the annoyance of not being able to understand him.
And how could you leave out Helo? HEEEEELOOOOOOO! Smell the fart acting and all; he makes me mushy.

#6 
Written By Charlotte on April 1st, 2009 @ 10:40 am

Picard was hot! That said, though, I think Sisko was hotter.

#7 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 10:49 am

Sisko was a poor imitation of Picard. The biting way he spoke really bothered me, so I could never buy in to his hotness. I did, however, have a teen girl crush on Dr. Bashere/Baltar because of his doe eyes, but got over that long before BSG came around.

#8 
Written By Charlotte on April 1st, 2009 @ 10:53 am

I’d add Duncan McCloud to this list, and Connor as well (in the first movie).

#9 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 10:54 am

Methos, too. Who knew ancient could look so yummy?

#10 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 10:55 am

I loved the way Sisko spoke. Then again, I remembered the actor from “Spenser: for Hire” and “Hawk,” so I already had a crush on him before DS9.

Sisko is actually my favorite Star Trek captain, my undying love for Shatner notwithstanding. But I found all of their voices distinctive and interesting—right up until Janeway. I have nightmares in which her grating “Chakotay!” figures prominently.

#11 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 11:00 am

And really, how can you not like:

“You hit me! Picard never hit me.”
“I’m not Picard.”

Bad ass! :)

#12 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 11:02 am

I had a thing for Bashir as well, his uberthinness notwithstanding. But like you, I got over it before I saw his doppelganger on BSG.

#13 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 11:03 am

I also had a major think for Jack O’Neill in the early years of SG-1.
And Daniel.
And Teal’c.

#14 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 11:05 am

A major “think”….

#15 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 11:05 am

And yeah, OK, I admit it: Vincent was hot on “Beauty and the Beast.” Who knew it was possible to make Ron Perlman sexy?

#16 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 11:10 am

I approve of this list.

#17 
Written By Christy on April 1st, 2009 @ 12:16 pm

Travis Montana on “Starhunter” was pretty hot, too.

I could have a list to rival Santa’s if I really thought long and hard about all the sci-fi men who have passed before these eyes of mine. And I am actually pretty discriminating.

#18 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 12:35 pm

Er…. Nice pic of Grig.

Granted, 80s hair aside, Alex Rogan was pretty cute. But Grig?

#19 
Written By Amber on April 1st, 2009 @ 12:38 pm

Ahahahahaha

#20 
Written By Autumn on April 1st, 2009 @ 12:41 pm

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