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Stupidest. Invention. Ever.

Josh
Thursday
11:06 am

picture-4Need more proof that the human race has reached its peak, and it’s time to begin the long fall back into barbarism (you get a pass this time, Super Big Gulp).

Allow me to introduce the ScreamBody to you. This creative little gizmo, which when worn makes you look like your great aunt Martha, allows you to scream without fear of being heard.

On the golf course and just got a phone call from your ex-wife’s attorney? Just lean into the ScreamBody and let fly. You won’t disturb your partner’s tee shot, and you’ll get the satisfaction of letting loose some choice adjectives about your ex-wife and the attorney she’s sleeping with.

The best part? ScreamBody records your blashphemies against your deity of choice, and replays them for you at full volume at a more appropriate time.

Don’t believe me? Observe, and discuss:

Reader Comments

Isn’t that what Tyler Perry wears for his Madea character? Maybe that will be his next film. “Madea Screams Her Lungs Out.”

#1 
Written By Bill on March 26th, 2009 @ 4:20 pm

It’s all part of the exclusive Bobby Knight apparel line. Look for chair-tossing gloves at Dillard’s.

#2 
Written By Nick on March 26th, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

If only it could have silenced Bobby Knight’s heart attacks. (Too soon?)

#3 
Written By Josh on March 26th, 2009 @ 5:35 pm

Oh! And I thought it had some special field sort of thing… nope… you just have to scream INTO the freakin’ thing…

#4 
Written By Nick Burns on March 30th, 2009 @ 5:45 am

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