The end of an era

Autumn
Friday
8:41 pm

since my favorite show ever in the history of time is ending in a scant two weeks, I’m going to do a countdown every day until then.   Today, in honor of my favorite character ever in the history of time, Starbuck, I’ll do –

TOP 14 STARBUCK LINES

14.  MY NAME IS KARA THRACE, AND I LOVE LEE ahahaha LEE ADAMA!

13.  Kara Thrace and her special destiny? It sounds more like a bad cover band, Sam.

12.  Oh!  Oh Lee!  (to Baltar)

11.  Did you just say you loved me?

10.  Starbuck to all Vipers – do not fire… repeat, do not fire! I am a friendly, okay? We’re all friendlies. So, let’s just… be friendly.

9.  Somebody’s programmed you with a fairy tale of god and streams and life ever after but, somewhere in that hard drive that you call a brain is a beeping message: “Error, error, does not compute. I don’t have a soul, I have software. If I die, I’m gone.”

8.  ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  (when she finds out Sharon’s a cylon.)

7.  Oh I am good, I am REALLY good.

6.  Bitch stole my ride!

5.  You say “Good Hunting”, that is what you say!

4.  You know I never liked this place. Broken toilet in the bathroom, lousy view of the parking lot outside.  I never, never pined after any of my old crap, never missed it.  Everyone I know is fighting to get back what they lost.  I’m fighting because I don’t know how to do anything else.

3. We’re going the WRONG WAYYYYYYYYY!

2.  It makes me happy and sad at the same time.

1.  In case you were wondering, I would hit a cripple.

(these are paraphrases.  Let me know if you can name where each one takes place.  I’ll give you props.)

Reader Comments

#10 is my voicemail ringer. :)

#1 
Written By Christy on March 6th, 2009 @ 8:45 pm

My top 10 things Starbuck said are all insults to Kat. Go figure.

#2 
Written By Jason on March 6th, 2009 @ 8:53 pm

Christy needs to post our photo recreating the Starbuck/Kat wine pouring incident of ‘07 post haste!

And Jason, add em to the list!

#3 
Written By Autumn on March 6th, 2009 @ 8:55 pm

These are awesome! I can recite the tone in each one. Well, all that is except for No. 2. Where’s that one from?

And, try as I might, I keep trying to look for logical places to insert “Bitch stole my ride” in casual conversation. I’ve yet to find a place that doesn’t get me angry looks or a slap on the belly with a wet trout.

#4 
Written By Josh on March 6th, 2009 @ 9:36 pm

Quote two is from last weeks episode, paraphrased so it would make sense out if context from the rest of that conversation.

#5 
Written By Autumn on March 7th, 2009 @ 2:05 am

All of Starbucks lines just makes me laugh, when I think about them.
Good pick on the lines of Starbuck.

#6 
Written By Ruthless on March 7th, 2009 @ 11:07 am

Ah… I’ll miss Starbuck…

#7 
Written By Nick Burns on March 7th, 2009 @ 11:28 am

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