The end of an era
Autumn
Friday
8:41 pm
since my favorite show ever in the history of time is ending in a scant two weeks, I’m going to do a countdown every day until then. Today, in honor of my favorite character ever in the history of time, Starbuck, I’ll do –
TOP 14 STARBUCK LINES
14. MY NAME IS KARA THRACE, AND I LOVE LEE ahahaha LEE ADAMA!
13. Kara Thrace and her special destiny? It sounds more like a bad cover band, Sam.
12. Oh! Oh Lee! (to Baltar)
11. Did you just say you loved me?
10. Starbuck to all Vipers – do not fire… repeat, do not fire! I am a friendly, okay? We’re all friendlies. So, let’s just… be friendly.
9. Somebody’s programmed you with a fairy tale of god and streams and life ever after but, somewhere in that hard drive that you call a brain is a beeping message: “Error, error, does not compute. I don’t have a soul, I have software. If I die, I’m gone.”
8. ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (when she finds out Sharon’s a cylon.)
7. Oh I am good, I am REALLY good.
6. Bitch stole my ride!
5. You say “Good Hunting”, that is what you say!
4. You know I never liked this place. Broken toilet in the bathroom, lousy view of the parking lot outside. I never, never pined after any of my old crap, never missed it. Everyone I know is fighting to get back what they lost. I’m fighting because I don’t know how to do anything else.
3. We’re going the WRONG WAYYYYYYYYY!
2. It makes me happy and sad at the same time.
1. In case you were wondering, I would hit a cripple.
(these are paraphrases. Let me know if you can name where each one takes place. I’ll give you props.)
Amber
Jason
Nick Burns
Christy
Charlotte
Bill
Blain
Autumn
Reader Comments
#10 is my voicemail ringer.
My top 10 things Starbuck said are all insults to Kat. Go figure.
Christy needs to post our photo recreating the Starbuck/Kat wine pouring incident of ‘07 post haste!
And Jason, add em to the list!
These are awesome! I can recite the tone in each one. Well, all that is except for No. 2. Where’s that one from?
And, try as I might, I keep trying to look for logical places to insert “Bitch stole my ride” in casual conversation. I’ve yet to find a place that doesn’t get me angry looks or a slap on the belly with a wet trout.
Quote two is from last weeks episode, paraphrased so it would make sense out if context from the rest of that conversation.
All of Starbucks lines just makes me laugh, when I think about them.
Good pick on the lines of Starbuck.
Ah… I’ll miss Starbuck…