Obama plays for Team Ninja

Jason
Monday
9:46 pm

In a shocking development over the past week it has been revealed that newly elected US President Barack Obama is actually a very high member of Team Ninja. This comes as a huge blow to Team Pirate who was hoping to make some leeway against the shadow warriors. The internet is scattered with references to his affiliation and he even has his own t-shirt and action figure. Shutter the hatches, the next four years will be rough sailing for the plunderer at heart.

It became even clearer as his armed forces reduced Team Pirate’s numbers by three in the “rescue” of a civilian captain. Oddly enough, he has joined ranks with with French who took out two pirates earlier in the week. The French and the Americans in the same clan…scary.

Word is starting to leak out. Pirates beware.

Reader Comments

I believe the Japanese action figure may have actually been the start of this.
http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html
He’s not just a ninja. Apparently he’s also James Bond and a Jedi.

#1 
Written By Solon on April 14th, 2009 @ 7:48 am

Avast! Pirates will nevARRR get a break! It’s back to hidin’ in the bilges fer aye. One day, though sirs, the Jolly Roger will unfurl above the waters in a retARRRn to proud glorious triumph!

Cap’n Jack 2012!

#2 
Written By Charlotte on April 14th, 2009 @ 9:45 am

Oh man, just looked at those Obama pictures. WTF is up with Obama the picnic table?!?

#3 
Written By Charlotte on April 14th, 2009 @ 9:57 am

What, you wouldn’t want to eat fruit out of the President’s lap?

#4 
Written By Solon on April 14th, 2009 @ 9:58 am

Maybe he is just pretending to be a Ninja but is a stealth pirate.

#5 
Written By Leithaakagrover on April 14th, 2009 @ 12:28 pm

Hahahahah! The graph is my favorite. I’m sitting in the airport laughing right now!

#6 
Written By Christy on April 14th, 2009 @ 8:31 pm

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