Straight from a Geek Girl’s Mouth

So maybe I say things without fully realizing their implications.  I’m a little on the naive side.  I know, hard to believe but it’s true.  There was that one time that taught me reign in my use of “Hey, I’m going to be in town this weekend.  Want to play?”  It gets even worse during DragonCon.  Wait, hold up!  That’s not true.  It becomes more intentional during DragonCon.  Rachel and I started writing down the best of the random and occasionally inappropriate comments from this weekend.  So can you match the Geek Girl with the quote?  All quotes are either me or Rachel.

1. I won the necklace, now I need to put on my underwear!

2.  I just got stuck between two sweaty guys and not in the fun way!

3.  What was I doing?  I’m not going to say who I was doing.

4  I’m a procrastinatrix because I dominate procrastination!

5.  Not putting a baby in her chest…no sir…I’m gonna keep this one.

6.  Hold on…hold on Craig Parker.

7.  I’m so hungry.  Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten any real food, just been shoving weird things in my mouth.

8.  John Voight…a poor man’s Anthony Hopkins.  I’ll watch Anaconda like 30 times.

9.  I wish I could remember his name so I could remember to hate him.

10.  Did you just say you need to not be wearing panties?  NO!  I need to not be wearing PANTS!  *that one’s a conversation between the both of us*

11.  This is the fornication corner, if you will.

12.  I like an afro.  You can put your hands in and really hang on.  That’s what I learned this weekend.