Saturday Night Nursery

Joe
Tuesday
7:08 pm

Live from New York… it’s a three-year-old!  Well, close to it anyways.  I’ve been noticing SNL’s featured a lot more youngster hosts this season.  And that’s not a pining-for-Buck-Henry lament.  Age doesn’t make the host, as the game Zac Efron and the sleepwalking Robert DeNiro have proven.  But I decided to crunch thesnl numbers over the past few years and see if the hosts this season really are more nubile….

We have a bingo.

Through ten episodes (that includes the next two, which have been confirmed) this season’s hosts average 27.6 years old.

In 2008/2009 the hosts averaged 36.7 years old.  Wow.

In 2007/2008 it was 34.66.

The ages used are what each host is at the time of filming. Here is a little statistical breakdown:

2009 (10 shows):

Youngest: 17, Taylor Lautner

Oldest: 39, Gerard Butler

Number of hosts in their:

Teens: 2

20s: 3

30s: 5

You know you have a young crowd when 34-year-old Drew Barrymore is your second-oldest host so far.

2008/2009 (22 shows):

Youngest: 21, Zac Efron

Oldest: 63, Steve Martin

Number of hosts in their:

20s: 6

30s: 8

40s: 5

50s: 2

60s: 1

2007/2008 (12 shows):

Youngest: 21, Ellen Page/ Shia LaBeouf

Oldest: 65, Christopher Walken

Number of hosts in their:

20s: 5

30s: 3

40s: 3

60s: 1

This was the writers strike season so it was a short season.  And fyi, if you take out Walken the average is still four years higher than this season.

The real take-away statistic is that over 34 shows from the previous two seasons there were 12 hosts older than 40 years old.  This season there are zero.  Kids are fun and all, but lets mix in some salt and pepper on occasion, shall we Lorne?

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Reader Comments

I would hope Baldwin and Hanks step in more often to do their thing. In the meantime, I’ll wade through shows with poor comedic timing, like Taylor Swift.

It’s crazy to realize the youngest host ever is this season’s second-oldest host so far.

#1 
Written By Nick on December 9th, 2009 @ 2:50 pm

Only three seasons back? I want the whole history of the show since 1975! With graphs and charts!

#2 
Written By Jeremy Mathews on December 9th, 2009 @ 5:13 pm

I actually would be interested in seeing it all the way back, or perhaps at certain points through every decade. The time consuming part is computing the birthday math. Perhaps after finals…

#3 
Written By Joe on December 9th, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

I wonder how easy it would be (for the kind of person who can do the sort of thing) to create a script that pulled up all the host’s birthdays off the imdb, then put all the info into an XML document that could be imported into Excel, Numbers and the like to generate badass graphs. Maybe even a pie chart, just for kicks.

#4 
Written By Jeremy Mathews on December 9th, 2009 @ 7:36 pm

Sorry, “hosts’ birthdays.”

#5 
Written By Jeremy Mathews on December 9th, 2009 @ 7:37 pm

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