Going to Comic-Con? I’m going with you!
Wednesday
10:46 pm
Good news! I’ve figured out a way to get over my despondency over missing out on yet another San Diego Comic-Con: Take me with you.
Despite my repeated carlisthenics (my patented exercise regimen), I’m still unable to contort into your carry-on. But don’t despair, my would-be roomie — I’ve discovered a way we can still see the unique sights and unforgettable smells of thousands of geeks packed into tight spaces in the baking San Diego sun.
I’ve assembled your very own Josh kit!
Print out your Geek6 Josh Facsimile (he likes card stock), mount it on a popsicle stick or ruler, and you’re set to go! Too lazy to print it out? If you’re going to Comic-Con, e-mail me your address, and I’ll send you a pre-fabricated Josh Kit!
Of course, without photographic proof, I won’t have any memories of my trip to Comic-Con, I’ll need you to take pictures of me at any panel, cosplay event, late-night romp or compromising position you can squeeze 2-D-Me into.
Send your pictures of me at Comic-Con to this address, and I’ll get them onto the blog pronto.
UPDATE: The person who provides me with the best “My Time at Comic-Con” photo gets a great hardcover “Art of Star Trek” book!
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE PDF!







Reader Comments
Yay! Now you can wait in lines for me.
I don’t know why Josh gets to go and I don’t. Someone pay him some money to include a Jason Kit as well.
Wish I thought of this!
I think the best picture with the Josh Kit deserves to get something from the Vault o’ Schwag. Like maybe a pair of Cory Doctorow books or a Firefly companion. Something. Somewhere I am sure we can hook you up.
I know people who do this for others at the annual Farscape convention in Burbank, but that involves putting another person’s name tag on their clothes. You have taken it to a whole new level, Josh. Or, shall we call you The Big Giant Head? It’s appropriate, and it’s a Shatner reference all at once.
Is it weird that I already made one of these myself? But I use mine to argue about the “Lost” finale.