GeekSix

About

This page isn’t done yet. But, until it is, enjoy these random facts about each member of the team (some of them are even true):

Josh

Josh has a fear of wet paper. This includes (but is not limited to) Push-Up Pops and sweaty beer bottle labels.

Christy

Christy once ate the heart of a hobo, just to see into his soul. She then bit the head off a bird because she thought it was a lollipop.

Joe

Joe has a rare diagnosed psychological disorder where he can’t get the high score on a videogame without entering three-letter profanity strings as his initials. The one time he did enter his real initials, it started a three alarm fire in a bird sanctuary three miles away.

Jason

Jason exists for the sole reason of making other people’s existence easier. He also watches entirely too much television. He has an uncanny knack of being able to store an insane amount of useless knowledge in his brain which make him great at Trivial Pursuit. It has been said that he also has Mary Poppins pants, because for some reason he claims you can find almost anything in his pants. He has degrees in Journalism and Education, which in no way qualify him to write for GeekSix. And he is from Texas. Some how after all of that, he got married and had a kid. And he likes sports. See, there is hope for everyone. Jason is the only person on GeekSix to have ever successfully thrown a football spiral. Reach him at jason@geeksix.com. Or follow him on Twitter: @j_bark.

Autumn

Autumn was part of a crack commando unit who was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn’t commit. She promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a woman who does not exist.

Blain

Blain once built a scale model of Monticello out of toothpicks. Also he cannot achieve a state of sexual arousal without wearing a Batman cowl and at least three spats. For some reason, wearing fishnets works just the same.

GeekBot

GeekBot is evil. Geekbot is sadistic.