Fake Science, Tech

My Next Great Invention: Spy Contacts

Joe
Thursday
8:25 pm

Did you know that terror suspects, mob enforcers and women get spooked when stared at in public? Do you wish you could ogle/keep tabs on/both ogle AND keep tabs on these people?

POOF

Feast your eyes with the new Spy Contacts (not yet in beta)!  The idea is that these are one-way see through contact lenses that have a digital image of an iris on the front, and sensors on the back.  when your actual eye looks in a direction, the iris projection on the contacts looks in the other direction.  It’s like in post production of Episode 1 when Lucas changed which way Jake Lloyd was looking.  Only not really.

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