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Obama plays for Team Ninja

Jason
Monday
9:46 pm

In a shocking development over the past week it has been revealed that newly elected US President Barack Obama is actually a very high member of Team Ninja. This comes as a huge blow to Team Pirate who was hoping to make some leeway against the shadow warriors. The internet is scattered with references to his affiliation and he even has his own t-shirt and action figure. Shutter the hatches, the next four years will be rough sailing for the plunderer at heart.

It became even clearer as his armed forces reduced Team Pirate’s numbers by three in the “rescue” of a civilian captain. Oddly ..read more